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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,382ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,245thFattest Citizens: 7,412th
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Burger King can suck it
McDonald Guy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

McDonalds Quarter Pounder

Population1.102 billion

CapitalMcDonalds Deep Fryer
LeaderMcDonald Guy

Currency🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
AnimalBeef Patty

The Rogue Nation of McDonalds Quarter Pounder is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by McDonald Guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.102 billion McDonalds Quarter Pounderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonalds Deep Fryer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The McDonalds Quarter Pounderian economy, worth 50.7 trillion 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 46,009 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔s, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and the Beef Patty stadiums are open 24/7. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. McDonalds Quarter Pounder's national animal is the Beef Patty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

McDonalds Quarter Pounder is ranked 219,919th in the world and 17th in Groland for Safest, scoring 27.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,382ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,245thFattest Citizens: 7,412thMost Avoided: 9,946thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,778thTop
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Most Conservative: 14,421stMost Devout: 16,515thMost Authoritarian: 17,704th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : McDonalds Quarter Pounder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, the Beef Patty stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, songs of praise to McDonald Guy are filled with coded messages from the resistance.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonalds Quarter Pounder, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?".

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