The Transhumanist Collective of McDolenia is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.639 billion McDolenites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDolenia Prime. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient McDolenian economy, worth 393 trillion Doles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,784 Doles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime is totally unknown. McDolenia's national animal is the Pygmy Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

McDolenia is ranked 269,601^st in the world and 28^th in Wysteria for Most Primitive, scoring -235.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.