The Kingdom of Matopecel Flusea is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.906 billion Matopecel Fluseans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Matopecel Flusean economy, worth 350 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 59,290 rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,308 per year while the poor average 5,840, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Matopecel Flusea's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Matopecel Flusea is ranked 227,960^th in the world and 61^st in Keep of Darkness XL for Safest, scoring 25.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.