The Collective Minds of Marsaries is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.914 billion Marsariesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marche. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marsariesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,427 trillion Fire Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,404 Fire Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marsaries's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marsaries is ranked 293,099^th in the world and 131^st in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.42 law-abiding acts per hour.