| Population | 19.71 billion |
| Capital | Capital Heights |
| Leader | the Governor |
| Currency | betale |
| Animal | deer |
The State of Map Both Key is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.71 billion Map Both Keyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.
The very strong Map Both Keyian economy, worth 579 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 29,417 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Nudity is frowned upon, elections have been outlawed, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Capital Heights, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Map Both Key in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Map Both Key's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Map Both Key is ranked 249,131st in the world and 385th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Map Both Key was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Map Both Key was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Map Both Key was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Map Both Key was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Map Both Key altered its national flag.
- : Map Both Key's influence in Ancient Lands fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Map Both Key changed its national leader to "the Governor".
- : Following new legislation in Map Both Key, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Map Both Key in an international press conference.
- : Map Both Key's influence in Ancient Lands fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Map Both Key was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
