The Empire of Makko Oko is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Conall Solis with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.946 billion Makkonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opposh. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Makkonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,265 trillion slottoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,313 slottoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, research into 'designer babies' is banned, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makko Oko's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Makko Oko is ranked 44,038^th in the world and 145^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 104.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.