The Community of Maddinistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ignatius of Zpaniople with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.087 billion Maddinis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karimabad. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Maddinistani economy, worth 46.4 trillion Madds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Gambling. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 15,015 Madds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maddinistan's national animal is the Cocker Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gnosto-coptic Mysticism.

Maddinistan is ranked 157,391^st in the world and 81^st in The Grand Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 526.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.