The Free Land of MacDaddi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.002 billion MacDaddians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving MacDaddian economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,433 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MacDaddi's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

MacDaddi is ranked 27,591^st in the world and 1^st in Bikini Islands for Safest, scoring 110.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.