The Vaporwave Total Empire of LVK212 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.224 billion Proud Peoples are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient LVK212ian economy, worth a remarkable 6,193 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,435 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Yen battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LVK212's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Over Man.

LVK212 is ranked 287,374^th in the world and 10,825^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 4.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.