The Ultimate Gambler of Ludenberg Celestia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Celestia Ludenberg with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.856 billion Ludenberg Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utsunomiya. The average income tax rate is 57.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ludenberg Celestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion poker chips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,685 poker chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime is totally unknown. Ludenberg Celestia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celestism.

Ludenberg Celestia is ranked 18,689^th in the world and 2^nd in Luck for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,070.87 pounds of wildlife per square mile.