The THIS IS A RAIDER BAN IT FAST of Lozanogorachyll Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a skeleton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.174 billion ghosts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ruins of Lozanogorsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The strong destroyed economy, worth 301 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,246 rubledollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lozanogorachyll Empire's national animal is the malicious Osiran shadow hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is forgotten.

Lozanogorachyll Empire is ranked 98,443^rd in the world and 24^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Safest, scoring 83.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.