The District of Loyalty Islands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.951 billion Loyalty Islandsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The strong Loyalty Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 33,847 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loyalty Islands's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loyalty Islands is ranked 249,199^th in the world and 7^th in New Caledonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.24 law-abiding acts per hour.