The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.413 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 269,299 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, nine out of ten citizens of Lower Slobbovia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 13,963^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Embassy for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,473.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.