The Colony of Lone Scribs United is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 672 million Lone Scribs Unitedians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Lone Scribs Unitedian economy, worth 22.3 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 33,239 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lone Scribs United's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lone Scribs United is ranked 42,586^th in the world and 1^st in Korovia for Safest, scoring 104.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.