The State of Llandstag is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 37.704 billion Llandstagians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 6.2%.

The thriving Llandstagian economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,019 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, Llandstag has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Llandstag in an international press conference, and everybody's got wood thanks to the Governor. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Llandstag's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Llandstag is ranked 128,581^st in the world and 4^th in Copenhagen for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 869.89 on the Gilded Widget Scale.