The Highly Esteemed Lith of Lithuania 2022 RP is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jonathan Allen-Courilis with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.326 billion Lithuanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lithuania 2022 RPian economy, worth 284 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Retail, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,547 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Jonathan Allen-Courilis, bilingual Lithuanians are viewed with suspicion, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lithuania 2022 RP's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Lithuania 2022 RP is ranked 53,722^nd in the world and 5^th in 2022 RP Region for Most Primitive, scoring 51.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.