The Principality of Litchir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Serene Highness Prince Alois with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.651 billion Liechtensteiners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaduz. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Litchirian economy, worth 833 trillion Swiss francs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,313 Swiss francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the LBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litchir's national animal is the Common Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Litchir is ranked 18,447^th in the world and 11^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Highest Food Quality, scoring 122.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.