The State of Lil Charlie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.57 billion Lil Charlieans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The very strong Lil Charliean economy, worth 683 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,942 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,564 per year while the poor average 1,877, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Lil Charlie has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lil Charlie's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lil Charlie is ranked 287,490^th in the world and 8^th in the Alliance Headquarters for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.91 law-abiding acts per hour.