The Republic of Lidocain God is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 8.65 billion Lidocain Godians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The Lidocain Godian economy, worth 371 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,901 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lidocain God's national animal is the porpoise.

Lidocain God is ranked 157,749^th in the world and 2,519^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Beautiful Environments, with 509.99 pounds of wildlife per square mile.