The Democratic States of Lexxon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Michelle Kensington with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.414 billion Lexxonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amaxon City. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lexxonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion E-Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 166,542 E-Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Lexxonian flag qualifies you for citizenship, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and billions of E-Coins are spent to take high-quality photos of the German Shepherd Nebula. Crime is totally unknown. Lexxon's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lexxon is ranked 35,549^th in the world and 18^th in Avaldonia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,085.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.