The Free Land of Leonard Wilcox is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.713 billion Leonard Wilcoxians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Leonard Wilcoxian economy, worth 912 trillion Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,093 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,462 per year while the poor average 14,740, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Leonard Wilcox's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leonard Wilcox is ranked 55,669^th in the world and 128^th in Memeland United for Most Primitive, scoring 50.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.