The Glitzy Gold of Left Angeles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 22.669 billion Left Angelinos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinsel Town. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Left Angelesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion stars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,760 stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Left Angelinos are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Left Angelesian democracy. Crime is totally unknown. Left Angeles's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Left Angeles is ranked 59,117^th in the world and 6^th in The Sweet Ubiquity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.97 law-abiding acts per hour.