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The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant LAURIland reloadian economy, worth 3.95 trillion fakiuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 14,845 fakiuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LAURIland reload's national animal is the ornitorrinco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LAURIland reload is ranked 268,362^nd in the world and 109^th in Where Germaniccat Rules for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.