The Protectorate of Latvia and Saaremaa alt account is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.785 billion Exiled Latvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riga. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Latvia and Saaremaa alt accountian economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion lats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,045 lats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime is totally unknown. Latvia and Saaremaa alt account's national animal is the magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Latvia and Saaremaa alt account is ranked 34,953^rd in the world and 7^th in The Vincence Empire for Most Corrupt Governments, with 62.26 kickbacks per hour.