The Republica Federal of Las Filipinas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Raúl Manglapus y Sevilla with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.904 billion Filipinos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quezón City. The average income tax rate is 60.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Philippine economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 138,004 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rubbing salt into wounds is seen as a good thing if it is 100% organic garlic-and-thyme salt, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Las Filipinas's national animal is the maya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Las Filipinas is ranked 9,562^nd in the world and 545^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 121.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.