The Fancy Cool Puppet of Landoffunpuppet7 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Puppet Puppet Puppet Man with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.973 billion Landoffunpuppet7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Puppet Puppet. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet7ian economy, worth 540 trillion Puppet Millions a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,941 Puppet Millions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, the government spends millions of Puppet Millions every year prosecuting spammers, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet7's national animal is the Puppet Birds, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Landoffunpuppet7 is ranked 20,665^th in the world and 47^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 98.1 kickbacks per hour.