The Puppet Supreme Definitely of Landoffunpuppet5 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tollsmannanaanannaa with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, feral children, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.99 billion Landoffunpuppet5ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tolls. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet5ian economy, worth 445 trillion Rigals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,584 Rigals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet5's national animal is the Citrus Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landoffunpuppet5 is ranked 18,415^th in the world and 32^nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 106.55 kickbacks per hour.