The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.545 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 18,244 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 809,234 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and rioting and unrest sweep the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 482^nd in the world and 19^th in Kylden for Highest Food Quality, scoring 443.43 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.