The Sanguine Majesty of Kshrlmnt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 31.036 billion Kshrlmntians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahranisht. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The very strong Kshrlmntian economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion wkts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 64,006 wkts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kshrlmnt's national animal is the guerilla warrior, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kshrlmnt is ranked 279,938^th in the world and 12^th in Unknown for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.66 kickbacks per hour.