The Country in Civil War of KRUVS is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Anarchy Commune National Parliament UC with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.25 billion Suslikans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KRUVS city Small Suslandia Sulandsk. The average income tax rate is 36.0%.

The frighteningly efficient KRUVSian economy, worth 134 trillion Suslandicks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,586 Suslandicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KRUVS's national animal is the Suslik, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KRUVS is ranked 130,355^th in the world and 1^st in Anticommunist international Alliance for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.8 kickbacks per hour.