The Traditional Society of Krugmar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Steve I with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.711 billion Krugers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steveburh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Krugerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,097 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 180,408 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the judicial system legislates morality, and criminals are thrown to the Beers to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Krugmar's national animal is the Beer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aethelonian Christianity.

Krugmar is ranked 251,255^th in the world and 27^th in Kylaris for Most Primitive, scoring -154.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.