The Rocking Federal Republic of Krautheads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ian Fraser Kilmister with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.786 billion Krautheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Powercity. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krautheadish economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion Kraut and Beers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 85,257 Kraut and Beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, Ian Fraser Kilmister panders to nontraditional families, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Krautheads's historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime is totally unknown. Krautheads's national animal is the Great Lemmy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krautheads is ranked 83,640^th in the world and 1^st in Eagles of Germany for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.01 law-abiding acts per hour.