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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,515thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,265thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,412th
The Rocking Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Born to lose. Live to win.
Ian Fraser Kilmister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.296 billion

CapitalBerlin Powercity
LeaderIan Fraser Kilmister

CurrencyKraut and Beer
AnimalGreat Lemmy

The Rocking Federal Republic of Krautheads is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ian Fraser Kilmister with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.296 billion Krautheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Powercity. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krautheadish economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion Kraut and Beers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 85,485 Kraut and Beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, Ian Fraser Kilmister panders to nontraditional families, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Krautheads's historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime is totally unknown. Krautheads's national animal is the Great Lemmy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krautheads is ranked 128,743rd in the world and 1st in Eagles of Germany for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,515thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,265thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,412thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,995thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,640thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,820thMost Stationary: 9,518thNicest Citizens: 10,711thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,955thMost Pacifist: 11,820thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,879thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,983rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,436thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,621stHighest Economic Output: 14,987thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,201stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,950thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,991stLargest Populations: 18,291stMost Developed: 18,494thMost Inclusive: 20,416thBest Weather: 21,071stSmartest Citizens: 22,144thMost Cultured: 22,193rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,445thLargest Governments: 24,162nd

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