The Holy Kingdom of Christos is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme President King with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.959 billion Christorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auroragon. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Christorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Dollarmarks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,710 Dollarmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, a soldier's body is a temple, and wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in Auroragon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christos's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Christos is ranked 276,863^rd in the world and 5,005^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.59 flags saluted per person per day.