The Dictatorship of Auviantan Outh Islands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Victoria Rafter with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.668 billion Auviantan Outhtakers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon In Denial City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Auviantan Outh Islandsian economy, worth 757 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,349 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auviantan Outh Islands's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Auviantan Outh Islands is ranked 44,568^th in the world and 752^nd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 30.03 flags saluted per person per day.