The Kingdom of Konges is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Konges with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.25 billion Kongians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nos Astra. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kongesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,093 trillion Kongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,640 Kongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ten thousand Kongesian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund, the weather in Nos Astra is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and Konges has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is totally unknown. Konges's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Konges is ranked 19,470^th in the world and 2^nd in Oregon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.27 law-abiding acts per hour.