Population | 35.158 billion |
Capital | Imperialia |
Leader | Avakael |
Faith | Cruor |
Currency | Halicarnassus |
Animal | White Phoenix |
The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.158 billion Imperialians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 20,423 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 580,909 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,410,155 per year while the poor average 5,619, a ratio of 962 to 1.
Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Imperialia to enjoy their national art, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, the children of Klaus Devestatorie are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.
Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 278,693rd in the world and 189th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Highest Poor Incomes, with 5,619.42 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the children of Klaus Devestatorie are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Imperialia to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the SWAT team always rings twice.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Klaus Devestatorie's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.