The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Avakael with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.239 billion Imperialians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 19,044 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 556,229 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,175,255 per year while the poor average 5,445, a ratio of 950 to 1.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is totally unknown. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 667^th in the world and 1^st in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Corrupt Governments, with 568.71 kickbacks per hour.