The State of Kinshasa Quay is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.324 billion Kinshasa Quayians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Kinshasa Quayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,772 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,198 per year while the poor average 2,459, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, nudity is frowned upon, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kinshasa Quay's national animal is the deer.

Kinshasa Quay is ranked 288,709^th in the world and 7^th in Kinshasa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.5 law-abiding acts per hour.