The Swordsman's State of Kinkerland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Swordsman Neya-Neya with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 22.312 billion Kinkerlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartland city. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinkerlandét economy, worth a remarkable 3,436 trillion Moolas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 154,027 Moolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, and hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Swordsman Neya-Neya a filthy revisionist traitor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinkerland's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kinkerland is ranked 7,754^th in the world and 2^nd in The White Stag Republic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 177.94 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.