The State of Kings Bay Harbor is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 9.374 billion Kings Bay Harborians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kings Bay Harborian economy, worth 182 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,434 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly atheist, elections have been outlawed, and Kings Bay Harbor has designated District City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kings Bay Harbor's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kings Bay Harbor is ranked 87,592^nd in the world and 2^nd in British North America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.52 law-abiding acts per hour.