Population | 10.142 billion |
Capital | New Vilnius |
Leader | King Dovy Jucevičiu I |
Faith | Romuva |
Currency | Litas |
Animal | Iron Wolf |
The United Commonwealth of Kinegiener is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Dovy Jucevičiu I with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.142 billion Lithuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,129 trillion Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 209,935 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why King Dovy Jucevičiu I is a silly poophead, and murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinegiener's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romuva.
Kinegiener is ranked 1,243rd in the world and 5th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Safest, scoring 158.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why King Dovy Jucevičiu I is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
- : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
- : Kinegiener voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Kinegiener was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
- : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » BlackLight Covenant, Chinohana, Drifting Colonys of Aaron, Vest Oldabre, Reqovia, Waffleston, Great Eurasia, Panaderia, Ankuran, Isomer, Kuroluce, and The United Socialist Republic of Datlof.