Population | 10.968 billion |
Capital | Kermitville |
Leader | Kermit |
Faith | Kermit Cult |
Currency | KermitCoin |
Animal | Frog |
The Meme of Kermit The Noscoper is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kermit with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.968 billion Kermit The Noscoperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kermitville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.
The powerhouse Kermit The Noscoperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion KermitCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,845 KermitCoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, recognizing the Kermit The Noscoperian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the nation leads The Dogeland Alliance in per capita stalking, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kermit The Noscoper's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kermit Cult.
Kermit The Noscoper is ranked 242,083rd in the world and 12th in The Dogeland Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -130.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kermit The Noscoper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Most Influential.
- : Kermit The Noscoper's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Kermit The Noscoper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Kermit The Noscoper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Kermit The Noscoper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Kermit The Noscoper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Kermit The Noscoper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Kermit The Noscoper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Kermit The Noscoper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Kermit The Noscoper's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".