The Lonk of KazamanicEuropeia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kazaman Asterien with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 32.759 billion Kazamanics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamaraye. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The strong KazamanicEuropeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,697 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KazamanicEuropeia's national animal is the Jack Russell Terrier.

KazamanicEuropeia is ranked 173,824^th in the world and 731^st in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -66.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.