The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.477 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,597 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Kastonvia is ranked 12,934^th in the world and 627^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 144.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.