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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,778thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,290thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,496th
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We don’t shoot dogs, we shoot people.
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Kastonvia

Population7.22 billion

CapitalBaghdad
LeaderSgt Brad Iceman Colbert
FaithDemocracy

CurrencyFreedom Dollars
AnimalEagle

The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.22 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 972 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,719 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Kastonvia is ranked 17,468th in the world and 698th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.45 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,290thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,496thSafest: 6,737thHealthiest Citizens: 6,833rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,390thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,164thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,186thMost Developed: 8,272ndBest Weather: 8,383rdNicest Citizens: 8,391stMost Influential: 8,963rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,974thSmartest Citizens: 10,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,862ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,918thMost Inclusive: 12,132ndMost Pacifist: 12,571stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,696thMost Secular: 12,713thHighest Food Quality: 12,955thLargest Governments: 13,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,957thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,785thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,468thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,397thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,622ndMost Efficient Economies: 27,627thHighest Average Incomes: 28,477th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 277th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 277th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 303rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionSafest: 356th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 356th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 361st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 379th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 409th in the regionMost Secular: 418th in the regionMost Developed: 426th in the regionBest Weather: 427th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 430th in the regionNicest Citizens: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 443rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 503rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 555th in the regionLargest Governments: 559th in the regionMost Pacifist: 568th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 587th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 588th in the regionMost Inclusive: 599th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 615th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 635th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 652nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 698th in the region

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