The United Federacies of India of Karnata is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Excellency Prabhakara Basu with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.467 billion Indians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The Indian economy, worth 108 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,847 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Karnata's new capital, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of Karnata has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karnata's national animal is the Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Secularist.

Karnata is ranked 109,403^rd in the world and 6^th in 2022 RP Region for Safest, scoring 79.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.