The United States of Kappacon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oh Dae-su with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.977 billion Koreans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 2,829 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,581 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, Oh Dae-su's Twitcher account is typically used to share Siberian Tiger memes rather than government policy, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 475^th in the world and 22^nd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 142.09 average smiles per day.