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Largest Welfare Programs: 171stMost Developed: 191stLongest Average Lifespans: 208th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
오늘만 대충 수습하며 살자.
Oh Dae-su
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kappacon

Population9.808 billion

CapitalHanyang
LeaderOh Dae-su
FaithChristianity

CurrencyWon
AnimalSiberian Tiger

The United States of Kappacon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Oh Dae-su with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.808 billion Koreans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 2,759 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 281,307 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, father-son fishing trips have been banned, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 356th in the world and 16th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 213.65 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 171stMost Developed: 191stLongest Average Lifespans: 208thHealthiest Citizens: 227thBest Weather: 275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 277thLowest Crime Rates: 356thSafest: 370thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 432ndMost Cultured: 448thHighest Food Quality: 462ndNicest Citizens: 489thMost Compassionate Citizens: 495thMost Pacifist: 500thMost Income Equality: 548thMost Beautiful Environments: 549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 601stMost Devout: 623rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634thLargest Governments: 706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 713thMost Inclusive: 730thMost Valuable International Artwork: 752ndMost Efficient Economies: 909thLeast Corrupt Governments: 923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 950thLargest Publishing Industry: 964thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,068thSmartest Citizens: 1,212thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,434thMost Influential: 1,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,326thMost Patriotic: 2,586thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,313thHighest Average Incomes: 3,582ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,170thHighest Economic Output: 8,074thTop
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Nudest: 16,181stMost Stationary: 18,937thMost Extreme: 24,020thMost Politically Free: 24,371stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,248th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Patriotic: 80th in the regionMost Politically Free: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 116th in the regionMost Extreme: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 250th in the regionNudest: 312th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 423rd in the regionMost Influential: 462nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, most ambassadors from Kappacon retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kappacon, fat-shaming is now public policy.

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