The Supreme Dictatorship of Kampuchia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Almighty Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.228 billion Kampuchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phnom Penh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The strong Kampuchian economy, worth 229 trillion riels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,240 riels, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kampuchia's national animal is the kouprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Kampuchia is ranked 5,421^st in the world and 1^st in Anarchic Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,805.47 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.