The Federation of Jovian Military Administration is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jovian Federal Council with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.161 billion Jovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ganymede. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jovian economy, worth 124 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,835 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Jovians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of Jovian Military Administration has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Military Administration's national animal is the Manta ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jovian Military Administration is ranked 128,152^nd in the world and 3,298^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.91 law-abiding acts per hour.