The Principality of Trotterdam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.873 billion Trotterdammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotterdam economy, worth an astonishing 13,044 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 485,394 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown. Trotterdam's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.

Trotterdam is ranked 291,245^th in the world and 20^th in Pony Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.08 kickbacks per hour.